Forget marvel, santoor pan masala ads are the cinematic universe we didn’t know we needed - scoopwhoop

It’s one of those days when you retrieve a piece of information buried in the cache of the Internet and you didn’t know that’s precisely what you needed.  AMIDST THE HULLABALOO AROUND VIMAL

PAN MASALA, AN INSTAGRAM PAGE CALLED @BOLLYWOODSHITPOSTS UNEARTHED A HIDDEN GEM CALLED SANTOOR PAN MASALA FEATURING SUNNY DEOL AND PREITY ZINTA IN ITS ADVERTISEMENTS AND THEY APPARENTLY HAVE

MORE STORYLINE THAN THE STARS’ FILMOGRAPHY COMBINED. In the first one, Ravi Kishan and Vijay Raaz offer Sunny Deol Santoor meetha pan, which already features the latter on the wrapper? I’m

not sure what the reasoning is behind this, but it’s a lot more fun than you may think. This one is entirely pulled off by Preity Zinta and yeah, also the man who unwillingly discovers that

Santoor masala is free of tobacco and supari BUT has a massive amount of ‘Glucose D_ ki shakti.’ _ Did you know that a pan masala can mysteriously transform a bully into a good guy? Well,

we’d believe this since Sunny paaji insists. It’s probably the _khajoor ki takat_ that’s doing the trick. Who’d have guessed that a pan masala ad might help to ease tensions between two

countries? The India-Pakistan angle that even films refrain from showing is daringly the whole plot of this ad. Brilliant! Okay, this commercial accomplished something that Shah Rukh Khan’s

_Main Hoon Na_ couldn’t even in three hours. The bad guy Gulshan Grover who’s apparently from the other side of the border joins hands with Sunny paaji and unites people from both countries.

NGL, _Meetha meetha bol, Santoor ki pudiya khol _should be taught in schools. No kidding.  ADVERTISEMENT And mind you! They also have their own ‘Santoor festival’. Are you still not

convinced that it’s a universe in itself? WHILE WE ROOT FOR LORD BOBBY FOR BEING AHEAD OF HIS TIME, SUNNY PAAJI HAD BEEN DEALING WITH GRAVE ISSUES, ALONG WITH THE PAN MASALA, AND WE HAD NO

IDEA ABOUT IT. What do we call it? _Sunny paaji and the mukhwaas of madness? _Or something else? Netizens have a lot to say.  ADVERTISEMENT All things said- After this article, each of my

brain cells is grooving to this jingle, is there a way to get away with it?