12 real, honest-to-god news headlines that will make you go wtf! - scoopwhoop

Let’s face it, between anchors that scream their heads off and news stories that count the number of times a celebrity brushed her hair off of her face during a press conference, we have to

agree that most of the ‘news’ that we consume today would probably put the term to shame. Information has been monopolized by sensationalization and advertising. Need some proof? Here are 12

real, honest-to-freaking-God, I-can’t-believe-I’m-reading-these headlines that will make you want to facepalm, hard! 1. COMING SOON TO THEATRES NEAR YOU… _Still a better love story than

Twilight, though._ 2. BECAUSE ONE SURNAME IS WAY TOO MAINSTREAM. _Control your BP after reading this copy._ 3. LOVE IS FICKLE, NO? _Oh SNAP! You just got catfished!_ 4. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?

_Now that’s a wedding he’ll never forget…_ 5. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, ALMOST EVERYTHING. _Kuch kuch hota hai, pagli, tu nahin samjhegi!_ ADVERTISEMENT 6. SUPREME CRINGE ALERT! _Nope.

Nope. Nope._ 7. WHEN YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT A PRONOUN TO ADDRESS SR. BACHCHAN WITH. _You had one job!!_ 8. SUCH A SHAME! How _dafuq_ is this news? 9. THIS IS WHAT AN ACTUAL FACEPALM LOOKS

LIKE. _We. Can’t. Even. _ ADVERTISEMENT 10. WHEN LEOPARDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THAN WE’LL EVER BE! _Someone give the copywriter, a freakin’ medal!_ 11. WHOA… THIS… _*speechless*_ 12. WHEN YOU

HAVE GONE TOO FAR, BUT JUST DON’T REALIZE IT YET. _Our sincerest condolences to the death of journalism. Also, we feel your pain MSD!_ AFTER GOING THROUGH THIS BRAIN-CELL-KILLING LIST, THIS

IS WHAT WE REALLY HAVE TO SAY:  Guys, you are only as smart as the newspaper you read, so why read junk? #SayNoToJunk by switching to DNA (available in New Delhi & Mumbai from 11th

October) and let your brain cells come alive again. It’s really easy, simply ask your newspaper-_wale bhaiyya_ to change your paper. If that wasn’t enough inspiration to switch, then maybe

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