Ted mosby was the worst guy on himym who got away with shit too damn easily - scoopwhoop

_THEODORE EVELYN MOSBY – _THE MAN WHO TOOK 9 LONG YEARS TO FINALLY REVEAL TO HIS KIDS HOW HE MET THEIR MOTHER.  Just like a road trip with your friends, the _HIMYM _journey also started off

with much excitement, only to end with the feeling you get when you can’t stand the sight of your friends but have to because you’ve invested so much time and energy in them. The road trip

gets even worse if your car tyres magically get punctured, every few hours._ _ _TED MOSBY_ WAS THE PUNCTURED TYRE IN _HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER _BECAUSE THIS GUY JUST COULD NOT FUNCTION

SMOOTHLY. Before you start charging at me with comments praising _Ted_, understand that I don’t quite care, just like your beloved _Ted _didn’t every time he dumped someone without second

thoughts. After all, this man dated over 25 women, during the course of the show.  FROM RUSHING INTO RELATIONSHIPS TO CONFESSING HIS LOVE FOR _ROBIN _ON THE FIRST-FUCKING DATE, WAS IT JUST

ME OR COULD ANYONE OF YOU ALSO SMELL DESPERATION?  But we’ve got to applaud the man for giving us the corniest, cheesiest and most obnoxious reason for his desperation. He was finding ‘the

one’.  ALSO, HE’S THE ONE WHO SAID THINGS EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER BELIEVED IN THEM. OTHERWISE WHY WOULD HE BE SO BLOODY DESPERATE? KNOWING HIS TRACK RECORD WITH THE LADIES, IF THERE WAS ONE

THING THAT _TED MOSBY _COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND, IT WAS LOVE. To be honest, I’m glad that _Stella _left him at the altar. He went on pursuing her even after she clearly told him not to, once

again reinstating the popular belief that when a girl says ‘no’, it’s actually and eventually a ‘yes’. We’ll cut him some slack because to be honest, understanding love is probably more

difficult than understanding quantum physics. But what about friendship? Friendship is the most generous relationship that exists. Devoid of unnecessary expectations and bitchy judgement,

friends are capable of making you a better person. But not if you take them for granted. And _Mr. Mosby _did just that! _TED’S _LIFE WAS A CONSTANT SOB STORY THAT HIS FRIENDS HAD TO KEEP UP

WITH.  From his relationships to hits and misses in love, his friends were supposed to listen and advise. There’s no harm in that because that’s what they are for. But you’re only taking

their concern and genuine advise for granted by not doing what they say! While _Ted’s _crankiness got the group together at _MacLaren’s _every night, it was the other 4 characters who had

our attention.  I MEAN, EVEN AN OVER-THE-TOP CHARACTER LIKE _BARNEY _WITH HIS RANDOMNESS AND NARCISSISM WAS MORE RELATABLE THAN CRY-BABY _TED_.  Anyway, coming back to

still-searching-for-the-one-by-ruining-the-lives-of-over-20-girls_Ted_, life was very sorted for him. He had a good job, his apartment was in the middle of Man-fuckin-hattan and his friends

were always a call away.  BUT _TED _WAS STILL SAD. IF THIS ISN’T A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY, THEN WHAT IS? We’ve come to the conclusion that _Ted _should’ve just remained in the mutual friends

section of _Barney, Robin, Lily _and _Marshall’s _Facebook friend-list because his physical presence clearly made no difference, except for showing the world what the leader of IMF looks

like. NOT THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND BUT THE INTERNATIONAL MAN-CHILD FOUNDATION, THAT IS!