Jude bellingham labelled 'brat' over 'arrogant' x-rated abuse of la liga refs

Like Manchester United's dismal form, Jude Bellingham's arrogance knows no bounds. With all the charm and class of a Tuesday afternoon at a Blackpool strip club, he was sent off at

the weekend after telling a La Liga referee to "f*** off", days after bellowing "f*** you" in the ear of a linesman like some under-spanked brat throwing a tantrum

because Mum told him to put the Haribos back. He's got more holier-than-thou energy than Greta Thunberg at a climate summit, and struts around like footballing royalty, convinced he can

bark at 'the plebs' just because he's bagged a few tap-ins for a club with more disproportionate wealth in Spain than Jeff Bezos at a car boot sale. But of course, in his

mind, he's the victim in all this. He whinged about the decision and claimed in a statement, "there was no insult", which is like Chelsea claiming "there is no

goalkeeping crisis". Someone really ought to teach him some humility, because his ego is far too big. He's not just drinking the entitlement Kool-Aid - he's chugging it down

like Jack Grealish at a lockdown party, and is at the throbbing, narcissistic heart of the growing attitude problem at Real Madrid. NEV-ER AGAIN Gary Neville needs to be taken off United

commentary like Wayne Rooney needs to be taken off Championship manager shortlists. After James Maddison scored Tottenham's winner on Sunday, G-Nev sulked in silence for about 30

seconds, then spent the rest of the broadcast moaning like Roy Keane being forced to watch a TikTok dance. He's incapable of working a match without his 'Yanited' goggles

welded on. It's not that he's biased per se; he's just too self-absorbed to realise that people might fancy, oh I don't know, hearing about the other team every now and

then. Given that he gets paid to commentate for a national audience, it's outrageous that he ends up operating with the impartiality of a vegan reviewing a steakhouse. It's all

energy and enthusiasm when United score, and grumbling about 'bad defending' when they concede. If I wanted to listen to Gary squirming uncomfortably in his seat I'd stick on

that episode of _Have I Got News For You_ where Ian Hislop shredded him over his Qatar hypocrisy. He just sucks the life out of games the way United suck the life out of their managers.

Don't get me wrong, he's a decent commentator. But if the Red Devils are in action he's about as appropriate a fit up on the gantry as Richard Keys is at a gender equality

seminar.